"Yesterday my non diesel monstrosity was making a lovely sound like a diesel only it's not! The plungy thing on the timing thing has gone so it's fixed yippee but hell bent on giving me a nervous breakdown this morning rev'd up to the same noise whilst also losing water! The garage tell my blondeness this is what minis do and the sound of a steam train I'm told is cool!!! So the whole timing kit is now fitted along with something else I can't be a**** to look in my messages to find out what but it's fixed! It'll be fixed tomorrow £200 thanks! 9 days later I'm back in my little metal delight obviously on its best behaviour as I'd just shelled out a grand for it! "I had it ONE day in fact within an hour of driving it it blew up! Had to be towed the entire lifetime of my drive back to find the head gasket had blown! The garage then took 11 days to fix it in which I was given a courtesy car from 1974 that drove backwards! I had it back 45 whole minutes and off it went again this time the radiator and the piston rings had gone.
"Here is for sale my Mini Cooper S (Satan) be under no illusion I hate it! But I've replaced so many parts on it now I don't think anything else can go wrong with it. "Even the garage are exasperated by how many times and how frequently I have been back with it. So I just listed it on eBay to get rid of it as quick as I could. "When I open the door to get in it, I just want to kick it. I think the 'S' in Mini Cooper S stands for Satan as it really is a devil car. "I hate it, I never want to look at it again. She said: "I was absolutely sick of the car, I was so frustrated that I just wanted rid of it and would have taken £200 for it, despite it costing me thousands. Rachel - who has even had a marriage proposal since the listing - can't believe bidding has since rocketed, as she would have accepted a lot less for the motor. "I cannot put into words how much I hate this piece of s***, I'd rather have a limb off than drive this a******* a second longer. "Unfortunately our relationship is over the trust has gone I feel nothing but anger and resentment!
The hilarious listing declares: "If you want to have it, it's awful!"
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